The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Women's rights

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knock knock go away

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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