- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

A baby seal walks in to a club

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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