What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Jews for Jesus

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Nickelback

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Anti Joke

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