Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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I can't see my forehead

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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theres a fat guy

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Jess Burns

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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