- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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