- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Black people are innocent.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

why did the chicken cross the road

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Obama

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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