- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Anti jokes are funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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