what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A black succeeds

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Laura Pratz..

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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I love you.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Hitler

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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