Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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