Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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American healthcare.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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