Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Winking at old people

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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1+1= 69

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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