Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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...Jack Vale

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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BIG PENIS

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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