why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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theres a fat guy

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Jess Burns

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Freedom of Speech

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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