What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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