Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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9/11

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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