- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Chuck Norris died.

The Aristocrats

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

I met a man today. His name was John.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Religion

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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That's unfortunate.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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