What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A joke

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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