- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

An iguana walks out of a bar

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What what In the butt

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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