Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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DERP

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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