Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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im jewish

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Kenny G

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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