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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

You are the third derivative of the position function.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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