A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Religion

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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