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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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