Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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