Your mom.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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penis

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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