Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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arse

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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potato

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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This is not a joke.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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