- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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