- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

I like to eat.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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