A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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the cow goes moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Women's rights

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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