- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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