why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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American healthcare.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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