What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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knock knock go away

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Women's rights

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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i have aids and a chode

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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No joke.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is a dog? Bark

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dildo

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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