why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Steering Wheel Face.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

johann grayson being liked

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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