- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

I love you very much.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women rights..

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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