What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

balls in ya mouf

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

That's unfortunate.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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