What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Got milk? No.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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