- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Kate

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

the cow goes moo

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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