Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

balls in ya mouf

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

I'm Spartacus

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

P0P T4Rt

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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