Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Women's rights.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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womens rights

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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