Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Anti Joke

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