So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Rick Perry.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Laura Pratz..

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What's 6+2? 16

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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9/11.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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