I got shot, you laughed

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Well, this is fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

George W. Bush

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

DERP

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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