Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Well, this is fun.

Rick Perry.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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