womens rights

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

the cow goes moo

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Women rights..

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Ruller

An antijoke

An iguana walks out of a bar

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Turtles

Asians...

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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