What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Poop

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Carlton

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Rick Perry.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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