Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What's funny? Women's rights.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

womens rights

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

the cow goes moo

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Women rights..

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

An antijoke

Ruller

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

An iguana walks out of a bar

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Turtles

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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