What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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That's unfortunate.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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