"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

I love you very much.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Anti Joke

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