what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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the cow goes moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Women's rights

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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