Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

does this look unsure to you?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

knock knock go away

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's 1+1? 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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