What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anti jokes are funny

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Kim Kardashian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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