whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Knock knock, come in.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

1+1= 69

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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