YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

The Aristocrats

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Womens rights.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

That's unfortunate.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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