- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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