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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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balls in ya mouf

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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