- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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