Steering Wheel Face.

Kim Kardashian.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

johann grayson being liked

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

The WNBA.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

does this look unsure to you?

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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