A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Ruller

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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