What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Rick Perry.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Well, this is fun.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

i have aids and a chode

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

American healthcare.

No joke.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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