Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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penis

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is a dog? Bark

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Womens rights.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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I'm Spartacus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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