A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Turtles

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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