- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

black people. that is all...

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

The Aristocrats

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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