- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why Because

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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