What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Guess what? SHADAP

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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CHEEZECAKE

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Liars go to hell! -God

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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