There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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DERP

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You.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

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