What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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CHEEZECAKE

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Anti Joke

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