- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Men's rights

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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