What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i like potatoes

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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69.... is a number

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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