Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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William Raines.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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I hate you.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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