- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

I got shot, you laughed

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Women's rights

The WNBA.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

The jets are a good team..

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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