whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Jess Burns

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I got shot, you laughed

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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live babies

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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