The Aristocrats

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Knock Knock Come in.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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This is not a joke.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

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