What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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knock knock you may come in

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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