Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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your fat

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Womens Sports

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's 6+2? 16

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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9/11.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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...Jack Vale

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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