- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Turtles

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Dallas Cowboys

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

i have aids and a chode

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Global Warming.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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No joke.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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