Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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I Love Hitler.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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