Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Robin, get in the car.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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