What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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