What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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The Aristocrats

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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