Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A fish walks into a bar

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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