Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Womens rights.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

guess what?

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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