I like jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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P0P T4Rt

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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