- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A black man killed someone

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What what In the butt

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

Robin, get in the car.

Scott

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