- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man killed someone

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What what In the butt

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Robin, get in the car.

Scott

An iguana walks out of a bar

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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