Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Female Athletics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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