A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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