- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

women's rights

Knock Knock Come in.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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