What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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The Bible

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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