- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Kate

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Kenny G

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

NEVER

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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