Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Women rights..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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I got shot, you laughed

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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