What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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You.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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France never surrender.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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