- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Your mom.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Lacrosse

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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