BIG PENIS

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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