- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

I like your hair

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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