- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Where to, sir? Forward.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Roses are red Violets are blue

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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