wanna hear a joke? no

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Popsicles

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Military intelligence.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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