- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

I got shot, you laughed

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Asians...

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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