- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

If life hands you lemons Take them

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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