- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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