There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A joke

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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