One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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womens rights

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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