- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

my names jim haha

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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