Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Canada

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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girls basketball

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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