What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Lacrosse

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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