a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Hey, you have small hands.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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my names jim haha

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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