How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Women's rights

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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women's rights

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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