- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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