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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

who farted i did :]

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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