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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

So this blonde walks into a library.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Kim Kardashian.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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