There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Ruller

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Women's Rights

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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blubber vaginass CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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