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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A black guy gets arrested...

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Where to, sir? Forward.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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