Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Goat balls.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Your mother is so fat.

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11111

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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French people.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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