Women's Rights...

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Winking at old people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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