where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Netball.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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