What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A black man without problems.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Winking at old people

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

wanna hear a joke? no

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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