Like my status for a tbh?

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What's 1+1? 4.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

make me a sandwich!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Anti Joke

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