On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Arrow to the Knee

I like boys!!!!! CC

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Gay rights

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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