What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Women's Rights...

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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