Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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youre gay

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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