- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Penis.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Women's Rights

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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