- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

The AIDS patient was gay

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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