- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

My nipple is bleeding

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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