What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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guess what?

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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