- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Womens Basketball.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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