What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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