Women's rights.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Knock knock

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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i have cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A black man without problems.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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