What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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thumbs up!

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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