Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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