Where did John go? Refrigerator

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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