Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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