A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Jesus wept.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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