- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

make me a sandwich!

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Politics.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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